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Top 10 songs of all time: 1)Nirvana: Scentless Apprentice(demo version)- this 'song' was acctually a 9 min studio jam which bore the final melody of the album version of Scentless Apprentice which can be found on In utero. im not sure this counts as an acctuall song, it has not deffinate lyrics, kurts voice can barley be herd, the band are clearly playing their hearts out withdave pounding his drums hard for the entire track with a deffining bass line. kurts just goin aloong in his own world. there is no verses, no courous like the final version, which can hardly be called radion freindly. its the sound of a man, in so much pain, hes been searching for his musical voice, and when he found one that people would accept, he grew to hate it and the fame that came with it. it has not been produced at all, you can still hear people talking, dave groul states, 'i came up with a little drum rift that goes like this', krist joins in with kurt adding to it about a min later. about 7/8 mins in, you hear them dave and krist sayin: give it all you got,to a man who had been straining his vocal chords for the past 5 mins singin his soul out, before kurt tears into a genaration defining rift. at the end of it all you hear steve albeni (in uteros producer) sayin 'holy shit.... what the fuck was that? iv nevver seen or herd....' and it dies out.WARNING! do not play to people who are not prepared for it (if you can ever prepare) or to people with any sort of heart condittion, they will be killed by the meer drum rift.
2)Nirvana: Do Re Mi: also found on with the lights out, this is the more sedate kurt performin soloaccustic a meer few weeks b4 he died. heartbreaking as this song suggests where he was going in life. unfortunatly another 1 of his songs gave away where he was realy goin, on 'he other imperov' he states 'if we did not have chemicals, you would not be writing my death certificate'.
3)Nirvana: milk it, an amazin blend of 'loud quiet contrasts makes a supprisingly radio unfreindly song, but scared the shit out of record companies world over with the lines 'her milk is my shit, my shit is her milk' and suggestions that he is some sort of weird sex parrasite and vievs his wife like some sort of incestus mother.
4) The red hot chilli peppers:blood shugar sex majic: john f's finest guitar work, amaizn. thats just all you can say about this mind blower. if you want more of a discription, just look at my chilli pepper page.
5) Janes addiction: ted, just admit it, more of some sort of jam with phsycadelic lyrics than an acctuall track, one of dave navarros early shiners.
6)John Frusciante: dissolve, an uncanney melody creatsan outstanding ballad, superb guitar work as usual. outshadows much or the stuff he makes doin his day job.
7) Jimmi hendrix: issabella, there realy is no need to evaluate this all time clasic, one of the early pioneers of music at one of his finest moments.
8) Led Zeplin: stairway to heaven/immagrint song, i cant decide which is better. nirvana did do a cover of the immagrent song on with the lights out DVD, but it was such poor quality sound its hard to know what your looking for. but these 2 tracks are totally superb.
9) Nirvana: i hate myself and i want to die, you wouldnt have guessed he was suisidal by this track would you? iv herd a version i downloaded a while ago, it was taken from the bevis and buthead album, the with the lights out version is mindblowin. again, the lyrics are unaudable, but it still means more than any song ever could.
10) Nirvana: Very ape, this distorted number is found on in utero, a quick number that inspired the new wave of punk rockand still does today. a cobain classic and one of the most rocking songs on in uter, and to ever exist realy.
THE coolest and bestest bands ever!!!
Ok, il start with the basics, first im a guy, so that means i dont drink alcopops (Alex-Poof Juice), i drink beer. 2nd i live in weybridge, opposit my good friend andy. hes a computer wiz kid, i cant say anyfin bad about him cos he has hacked in2 this site b4 and rectified any insults iv said about him. Im very particular about my music, but so should every1. first rule: music that requires talent. 99.9999% of music is compleet and utter hot steemy shite. it is only a few bands out there and the amazin talent and skill of individules who have now died and some that are still livin. (keep readin 2 see the bands i like.)
It is bands like busted and McFly that prove that children under the age of 10 should never have an opinion about anyfin and be taken seriously. i also hate that the mainstreem music industry and unfortunatly the R+B/rap sceen that only uses nudity in there videos 2 try and hide that the music is compleet and utter shit. Eg. britney spears, christena agularia and 50 cent.
Im realy poor at this kinda thing. Is tht enough about me? No its not, well tough.
I do tend 2 argue with myself, im not realy arguin with myself, i argue with the voices i hear. They can be anoyin at times, but the do av some good ideas and av got me out of some sticky situations.
Dont worry i dont hear voices, well i do, but i stoped listenin 2 what they had 2 say months ago.
My drunken antics and legendary comments!:
The top 3 of my weird and wonderfull comments, some funny, some revolting.
1)Me: Did the lights just go out for a second?
Andy:No
Me: I may have just been blinkin
2)Me: What R K roz and kat doin in the garden?
Joff:Dunno, but it looks dirty.
Me: Great!! (I was pissed)
3) K: U can win 30 pairs of shoes!!!
Andy: Y would any1 want to win 30 pairs of shoes?
Me: I duno, u could be a freek and have 30 pairs of legs...
4)Me:I don't mean 2 brag, but that turd i just layed realy smelled...
5) I was tryin to clime thru a window when i was pissed.
Andy: U need a hand?
Me: Y would i need 3? 2's enough, i don't wanna b some kind of freek...
What i can remember from what iv done when I was drunk.Some of the funnyist things, some of the most discusitng. This list was written more than a year ago now, iv done a hell of a lot worse since, but il keep this old list anyway cos its kinda funny 2 read.
1) Eating one of rozzys fish (Live out of the tank)Enough said.
2) Leaving the door open when I went to the loo, in front of Kat, Roz, K, andy and poor little joff. They all had the sence 2 turn away.
3)when i was pissed round rozzys (the 1st time with the brecardi). i punched joff and andy cos they were spraying me with the hose.
4) I then shot myself with the hose trying 2 get them.
5) At rozzys party, i got very drunk and i was supposed 2 be lookin after tamara, so she also got very drunk and did some things that she regreted later 2 say the least.
6) I was 'feed' 5 apple archers shots by tamara. They tasted auful and were strait spirits. Needless 2 say, i was sic in rozzys garden and on marikas bag.
7) I said some very insulting things 2 Joe piert. I have been praised 4 this, but i said some properley out of order stuff, callin him a dirty, discusting, little faggot. And also added 'how can u be gay? thats discusting, uld get shit all over ur dic!!!' Lovely.
8) At helens party,i got poor little joff very drunk, and screamed at roz and andy that they should get together. It worked!!! (probebley cos they were lieing on top of each other)
9) Me and andy made a revolting mix of beer and coke. It wern't that nice 2 say the least. But 2 make matters worse, we dipped our chicken in it and ate it.
10) At both helen and rozzys party, i made habbits of throwin anythin i didn't want (Including empty bottles and food) over in2 the nabours gardens.
This list is of all of the best bands (in my opinion)is in no particular order is of all of the coolest bands of all time.
1st of all, NIRVANA!!! My favorate Nirvana song is probabley 'Radio Freindley Unit Shifter' on In utero. visit my nirvana page! They are the best band of all time, i have 7 of there albums and now all there singles (including my holy grail, with the lights out 3CD and dvd box set), kurt was a musical incarnation of a god, he deserved more, he deserves a bible 2 be writen about him, but he made his own, its a CD called In Utero.
Nirvana: Greatest hits
Nirvana: Live from the mubby banks of the wishka
Nirvana: Unplugged in new york
Nirvana: In utero
Nirvana: Nevermind
Nirvana: Incesticide
Nirvana: Bleach
The red hot chilli peppers, i prefer some of there older stuff. The band has been around for 20 yrs and they have made 11 albums. Iv now got all there albums. they have made albums with 3 guitarists (not includin the filler for hillel slovak on there 1st). Hielle slovak was inredible. but at such a young age he died of a heroin overdose, after a few guitarists(shortlived) the band found a 17 year old hillel slovak clone, John Frusciante. in my opinion one of the greatest guitarists on earth atm. he left after his second album with the RHCP, BSMM. he then spnt the next 7 years takin so much crack and heroin hat wll of his teeth fell out and his skin deleloped such bad absesses he was scared all over. in the mean time, janes addiction guitarists dave navarro, also amazin, joined the RHCP. they didnt blend creativly, but one hot minute is still an amazin guitar album skill wise, and i like it, but its no BSMM. when John Frusciante came back in 1998, dave naverro left pavin the way for clifornucation. an incredible album, then the more pop By the way. they may be gettin a lot more poppy in there combind age of 150 but there still incredible.
Jane's Addiction, an amazin band, it has one of the worlds greatest guitarists in the world, dave navaro. no band can make music like jane's addiction, with perry farrel on vocals, (who is probably unkillable concidering he hasnt killed himself yet), is an amasin vocalist and song writer. they started off live like every band, but they were around 4 years b4 they released there first album, (which was recorded live), is the only one i havnt got. they recently got back 2geva and released 1 of the best albums this year(strays). my favorate tracks are : kettle whistle, ted just admit it, been caught steelingof course, jane says, True nature, stop, well the list goes on & on & on..... but in short, im the only person who seems 2 like this band that iv met, but there blindingly amazin so buy all there CD's, NOW! get ur wallet now and go! strays is not there best album, its just realy cool, get something like kettle whistle or ritual de lo habitual. but enough time reading, go buy all of there CD'S!!!!
The Strokes are one of the best bands around ATM, there new album: room on fire is equally cool as IS this it? which is one hell of an accompleshment. basicly, if u but an album, get that, if they dont av it get there 1st. but i now think the 1st abbum is better.
Queens of the stone age, they av the best guitars ever, there words arn't much cos u cant realy hear them. 'You think you ain't worth a dollar, but i feel like a millionare'is there best song ever. I own rated R and songs 4 the deaf. Josh holme is one of the greatest song wrighters of all time and he is incredible.
The vines, they can sound way 2 much like the beetles, there first album was beond amazin and there new album winning days is still amazin but not half as good. There also amazin live.
Franz fredinand are also amazin, so get there album, theyv only got 1, but its still incredible. they were also amazin live, the experience was ruined be a drug dealer tring 2 knife us. oli may have saved my life.
my fav films:
the big lebowski, the funniest film of all time with the coolest old stoner of all time. 'hey, thats a nice marmet u got there, AHHH!!' just watch the fi;m, best watched watched with a whit russian, not like a mail order bride, i mean the drink.
bevis and butthead do america, a cult classic with one of the greatest chilli songs of all time, roalercoaster. with weird songs includin 'lesbian seagul'. but its one of the funniest films of alltime.
BLOW JOBS!!!!
WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 
4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 
5. My ears are NOT handles. 
6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 
9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 
10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you. 
11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future. 
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude. 
13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about
the protein content. 
14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning." 
WHAT A MAN HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will. 
2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier
than licking a dead fish. 
3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?
4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!
6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. Trust me. 
7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country. 
8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
9. Play with the balls.
10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better. 
11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!
12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep." 
13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you? 
there are others but i cant be bothered 2 trype much right now.x
Heres my msn adress incase u wanna contac me. aaronkent63@hotmail.com. My mobile phone number is 07944766497.
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