Now, this list of people is not in any sort of order.
Andy (Andy man the candy man): hes me bestest bud. we call him the candy man cos the rest of us r gonna live off him in the future. hes a genious which if u avnt met him u would probabley gather by the kick ass sight he's made. hes a collio.
Helens mum:'Can i help you find something?'
andy: Where r the glasses?
if u dont understand tht it was one of andys best moments of genius under heavy influence of pims, malabu, beers (5 or 6), bercardies(3 or 4), smirnoffs (1 or 2),some tequela mix and a WKD vodca. (He probibley had more but he don't remember) Purre genius. He can also hack in2 my site so i cant put any of the dodgy stuff he does online. hes also been playin guitar and bass, and he fuckin incredibble even though hes onle been playin a few months or somefin.
K, andys little sister. it confused me at 1st concidering she's like 3 months older then him.It makes sence 2 them, but 2 us meer mortals, were fucked on that subject. shes cool 2. she usually starts the convosations off and continues them, and most of the time finishes them. She has a great fassion scence and is kinda obsessed with shoes, but in a good way. Shes way 2 smart and has just got glasses, she thinks that it will make her look like a retard, she would only look smarter (if thats possible) but shes also a Bitch coolio.
Rozzy, andys lady freind. thoze 2 were made 4 each other. like bonnie and clyde (they went on a killing spree across america for 5 years) They could also b compaired 2 hannable lecter (one of my idols) and clereice starlin, nuff said, anywayz, rozzys can play the guitar, shes also got a great taste in music and can sing realy well. she was in a band but they never played 2gether b4 they broke up. Iv got a rather bad record when it comes to her pearents. Rozzy always blames everything on me. eg. 'Aaron was drunk' 'Aaron was sick in the garden' 'Aaron ate our fish live out of the tank'. Roz, just because its true, u don't need 2 tell your pearents. How did she not win messyest tent at SS?
Alex Hawkins; first and formost, hes an amazin guitar player. unfortunatly he plays loadsa realy crappy and borin christain music, i am a christain, but the music sux. Hes been goin out with tamara for a while now and hes holdin up rather well concidering.... But no realy, hes a great funny guy who can do incredibble impressions or just about everyone.
Hether, I also got 2 no her a bit at SS cos we got along realy well, shes also a good freind of rens and she lives down my road. Were good freinnds now, we did go out donkeys yearas ago, but now shes a good freind.
Louisa, shes realy cool, we get along great and we talk about everything. She realy helped me out when i was realy realy depressed and i owe her a lot.
Georgia, shes realy coll and funny. loads of people fancy her cos shes got realy big art folder, marrive great ...... bag, humungous monster.... pencil case. she works with me at balfours/co,op. oh, shes got a boyfreind called joe, i duno him. btw, shes got big boobs. lol, shes lovely rrealy,.
Kat, I dont understand her 1 bit. She lives in walton, and her parents can never give her lifts which means my parents have 2 give her a lot of lifts. She is realy good freinds with joe peart. Her crap taste in music also has 2 b mentioned. At my birthday party she bit me realy hard and its bruised and come out in blood blisters!! The reason for this is that she is a massive light weight. shes goot an odd but cool bf called dan whos cool. Shes been goin out wit some1 called dan 4 a while now, hes a weirdo, but iv never realy met him.
Tamara, she used 2 b mean 2 me. but now shes not. we have found mutual ground which we r now freinds. she has the habbit of wakin me up at the early hours of the mournins with txt msages. she gonna go 2 easher colage. if i can't talk properley (it happens more often then u think) she helps me out with 'spell it out aaron......' She also has a great fear of pidgins, so she shoots them with the help of my brother. Loads of people thought that she fancied Lee at helens party, Y? She now works in a shop which iv forgotten the name of and she works like everyday. Poor little tamara. She also has a cool beany. Shes now goin out with alex hawkins cos his mum is paying her 2, lol. shes acctually a cheep whore.
Helen, watta party!!!! well done, u rule helen. but i ad 2 go early, soz. ur realy nice, and does this kinda weird reasuring patt thingy. i think ur mum hates me and andy (where r the glasses) her head isnt screwed on right so i wobbles a lot. shes gonna be a doctor, no more NHS for me then. Naa i trustya helen, the more drugs u give me the merrier. lol. She also has the habbit of goin into fits of uncontrolable laughter. this is funny but it also has the effect of setting other people off.She is always very happy bout something and laughs a lot. Was she born like this or is she stoned most of the time, we'll never no...... Im just imagining her suicide note containing 'Good by crule world, lol, i love u mum!!' She and amanda shaired a tent with rozzy, it was by far the most messyest tent at SS, but K, Tamara and launas tent won messyest tent. Shes been goin out with pete 4 a bit now and there realy sweet.....awwww....
Joff, he can swim like a fish. hes also good at computers, andys apprentace. hes got like 92 swimming meddels. i told him i wernt impressed till he had another 8. (92+8=100) incase ur a bit slow (Mat). dont worry joff, im already impressed. His dad is a total nutter, but its realy funny. People didn't wanna go 2 kirstys party cos joff rules. U arived a day late at SS, when kat hugged u she took u out when u tripped over. hes gone now and well always miss him..
Ren, we used 2 not know each other that well, but then we went 2 soul survivour!!!We got 2 no each other realy well and we got along great. we ad a goood time 2gether and she showed me the sites and took cear of me(thanx)We got up 2 all sorts of mischeif 2gether. we dressed her up in my cloths and got in2 soul man and we broke a table. she now has the table leg as a trophy. She isnot the best thing in the mornins, u think stepin on a landmines dangerous? wait til u step on ren sleepin.She is also well gd at prank calls which had us all in histerics as she kept a straight face.lol She takes care of us all and we call her mum.
Alestor, ur helens brother, u rule 2. Although u did let me in2 helens house half noodie cos he just got out of the shower. Im shairing a tent with him at soul survivor and i want no more of tht thankyou. But at least he does have showers so i wont be shairin my tent with a smelly person. He's gonna B in the army when hes older,so don't piss him off, cos in a few years he'll find you and shoot you. He'snot a phsyco, thats just what i would do if i was given a gun. Hes now 18 and can buy alcohol (legaly)!! how cool is that. I can't wait till im 18....
Katie Adams, I also got 2 no her well at SS cos she was so good 2 us all, She also was the cure 2 all of my headaces. She sais that im realy cuddily, Im not sure if thats a compliment or not. she got angry that she wasnt the first person i told that i got 2 geva wiv hez. but i think she knwe b4 me, lol.
David joyson, hes been goin out wiv amy ricketts 4 ages, hes lovely and cool, but he is compleetly whipped, so but its true, lol. he has a supprisingly good taste in music, although some of it is about as intresting as filling a tax form. he is also a ginger which i feel should be mentioned.... but thats never a bad thing..
Luke Gilson!! I used 2 think he was a weirdo, but now i no that hes well funny and cool. Hes also gd at prank calls. His best 1 ever was, 'Hi Im holding joffs willy, it has red hair and is very angry.' Ask him if u want it 2 b explained cos he wasn't lieing!!!
Joe,i used 2 think that he was a gay twat, but now we get along fine. hes cool now but he has caused many mental problems 2 kat davis. (bastard...)
Justine, she used 2 live down my road but shes got a goldfish memory so she dont remember much. Shes also a massive christain and helped me become 1. (thanx)
Amanda, ur an amazin person, realy loud which i feel i should also mention. ur realy funny, but can be the most blond person ever, even though you are brunett.
Matthew, a lovely little brother, couldnt ask 4 a better one.
Ollie burk, most of the people who go on this site won't no him, weve been freinds for ages, longer than i can remember. We ended up not goin 2 the same secondays school, but were still mates. we go 2 a lot of gigs 2geva. he once saved me from gettin knifed by an angry midget drug dealer.
Alex Heart, Iv known him 4 years, and still his life is a mystery. Him and his dad go fshing a lot. We once went 2 centerparks in hollond and i caught a massive fish. (Ha Ha)I went away with him and his family 2 devon which was fun. hes also a real hard nut whos a great rugbee player.
Ben taylor, hes me football buddy. We started playin 2gether in year 10, hes always been amazin, i think iv only gotten worse. hes cool and all but has a very borin taste in music, sorry, lol. we meet up every now and then but i still miss the guy..
K's websight
Andy's website
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